- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Justin Bieber.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

whats hairy and crys your mom

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Japan

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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