What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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