what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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