- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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