- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??