- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

poopy is poopy

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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