- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

woman's rights

Apple hates Blackberry.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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