- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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