When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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The New York Giants

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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