- Anti Joke

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

I have a really funny joke.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.