- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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