- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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