Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

What is better than tissues? Correct!

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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