- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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