What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in a village atop a hill. Citizens were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from the age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest. Fear in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He said to himself, there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's Magical Basement. Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonny's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a carton of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took the carton of Ribena, crumpled it up, spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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