- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

like most people my age. im 27

What do you call white trash Garbage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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