in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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An anti-joke

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Mahmy

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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no.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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