A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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