- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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