whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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What is funnier than 24 69

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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