- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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