- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

were at work systems r down

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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