What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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