- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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