- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

mitchell palmer sucks

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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