- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Weaner

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Massie is a fatass

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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