- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

tim has no humor

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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