- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

My cat just died.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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