Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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