Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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