Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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binladin walks into the american seals

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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