- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats hairy and crys your mom

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Small Penis.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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