"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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