- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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