- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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