- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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