Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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