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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Homosexualism is so gay man

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

XD Jackass.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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