- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

A man died.

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