- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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