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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

were at work systems r down

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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