-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

I think everybody should have a penis.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

A chicken walks into a barn.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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