What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

What's worse than this That :(

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What is the name of the car? What

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

God is real.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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