- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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