- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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