Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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