- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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