- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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