- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Can anyone Lenin money?

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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