- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

this last joke was a correction to the other one

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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