What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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woman's rights

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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