Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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