- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??