- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What's brown an sticky Shit

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Whats green? The color green.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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