What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

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A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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