- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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