Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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