What is brown and sticky? A stick

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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