- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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