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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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