- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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