- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

Why did the chicken cross the road?

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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