- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Donald Trump

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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