- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

What is brown and sticky? A stick

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

roses are red violets are blue they really are

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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