Why did the chicken cross the road?

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

I C U P White stuff

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

smell the vitamin C

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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